28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe)

Friday, 4th May 2018, 12:23 pm
Updated Friday, 4th May 2018, 12:26 pm

It's May the 4th, which means fans around the world are honouring #StarWarsDay.

To celebrate one of cinema's most beloved series of films, we've compiled 28 of the best Star Wars related jokes and quips we could find.

May the farce be with you...

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Which website did Chewbacca create to share Empire secrets? Wookieleaks.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

Why is Yoda such a good gardener? He has green fingers.

Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up a bar tab? He’s always a little short.

How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t. You get down from a goose.

Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.

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What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.

What did they call the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid? C-through-PO.

Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?Anakin: Wookiee steak.Luke: Is it any good?Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.

Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”

Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul

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Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang So-low.

Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? Jedi must have patience.

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.

What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? The.

What do you call Chewbacca when he chocolate stuck in his fir? A chocolate chip Wookie.

What do Gungans keep things in? Jar Jars.

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What's a Jedi's favourite toy? A yo-Yoda.

What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show? Game of Clones.

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d'oeuvres.

What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? "I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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